Tuesday 29 May 2007

Tip 5: All Parents Are F-U-C-Ks…

Parents, if you are squeamish over coarse language, please leave this site.

Tip 5
IF, you appear to be like this one in the papers! (click image for larger view)

What is wrong with the four-letter word? It is a legitimate word, found in all respectable English Language dictionaries. Just because it originates from some Nordic language, and the English categorize it as 'not refine' as theirs, this poor word is condemned as a coarse word.

Wake up! Which inter galactic planet is this parent* from? What’s more, this parent went on expecting the National Library Board to buck up so that their little angels are not being corrupted by, of all things, a comic book, albeit with adult content.

Personally, I think this kind of mentality is just plain LAZINESS on the parent part. Lazy because they refuse to take personal responsibility over their children exposure to the daily grind of life. Lazy because they take the easy route, by conveniently pointing fingers and accusing others in corrupting their little darlings and, lazy because they expect the respective authorities to put right their kid when it should be THEY, as the child’s parent, fulfilling that role!

For this parent, I want you to repeat after me, ‘Fuck is the intercourse between daddy and mummy to have you (our little child) with us’. Now that is not too difficult to relate, is it? Take this opportunity to expose him to the realities of life.

The child will appreciate that his parents are open to relate something as intimate and, TRUST him enough to share this information.
And YOU should be the one, telling him the meaning of this word and the appropriate use of the word. Ultimately, you want him to be able to find a buddy in you, to freely share his thoughts and aspirations. Now, is that not what parents are to be for the kid?

Let’s face it, sooner or later they will learn it from their friends. Would you rather they learn the word – fuck, from you or from their peers? You decide.

* With respect to the contributor, it is of no interest of SmackDad to reveal the source of this national newspaper article.

Rule of the Day: To know the good, he must first know the bad. You can’t shield your kid forever. So let Dad talk to you about promiscuous sex, about condoms and pornography…

Next post: Law say cannot spank? We show you how to spank and not get caught (part 2) – if SmackDad is not being roused by another incredibly child-like adult parent.

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2 comments:

sea monster said...

Wah lao Smackdad, working so hard at night!
I can not agree more with you. I mean what's the problem with these so called 'parents'? They expect the country to bring up the kids?

Hello, who are these people? Alien?

In a similar instance, I was at a parent-teacher meeting secession at my girl's school. One parent said in order for the child to improve her Chinese, the school should play a more active role. Like speak more mandarin. What idiot!

The parent should start speaking mandarin at home. That'll will improve the kid's ability to speak mandarin.

Anyway, this is the reality, there are idiots out there...

SmackDad said...

Glad to know there are amongst us sane parent, like yourself, who supports and understands this view point!